{"product_id":"cool-pork-roll-humor-quote-merch-pork-roll-apparel-cute-funny-rolls-design-stainless-steel-insulated-water-bottle","title":"Cool Pork Roll Humor Quote Merch Pork Roll Apparel - Cute Funny Rolls Design Stainless Steel Insulated Water Bottle","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePork Roll Apparel - Cute Funny Rolls Design Stainless Steel Insulated Water Bottle\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCool Pork Roll Humor Quote Merch Pork Roll Apparel - Cute Funny Rolls Design Stainless Steel Insulated Water Bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are two kinds of people in this world. Those who know pork roll. And those who are wrong. If you're from New Jersey or you've been lucky enough to visit, you know the breakfast of champions. A hard roll. Or a bagel. Toasted. A fried egg, still runny. A slice of cheese, melty and perfect. And in the middle, sliced and scored at the edges so it doesn't curl up, the main event: pork roll. Salty. Savory. Slightly crispy on the edges. It's not fancy. It's not healthy. It is absolutely perfect. This design is for the pork roll lovers who have had the argument one too many times. The meat is pork roll. You've explained this at diners, at delis, at family gatherings. You're tired. You're right. They're wrong. You've given up explaining. Eat your pork roll. Stop arguing. The breakfast is getting cold. Pork roll lovers get it. Everyone else can have their boring bacon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cool Pork Roll Humor Quote Merch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ewater, outdoors, insulated water, sports outdoor, water bottles, apparel, cute funny, funny, outdoor recreation, water bottle, steel, design Sports \u0026amp; Outdoors Sports \u0026amp; Outdoor Recreation Accessories Sports Water Bottles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ This eat your Pork Roll illustration is a humor merchandise, which Pork Roll lovers that like jokes would understand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ For the pork roll loyalist who knows that this salty, savory, slightly mysterious breakfast meat is a Garden State treasure. You've had it on a bagel with egg and cheese. You've had it on a roll with salt, pepper, ketchup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Dual-wall insulated stainless steel construction keeps beverages hot or cold, dishwasher safe and BPA free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Leak-proof flip lid includes BPA free plastic drinking straw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Color: Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Special Feature: Dishwasher Safe, Double Wall, Leak Proof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Material Type: Stainless Steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Included Components: Lid, Straw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Guarantees\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ FREE standard shipping within the United States (3 6 business days)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ 100% money-back guarantee for lost or damaged items\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Secure checkout with encrypted payment processing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Shipping via UPS, FedEx, and USPS\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Ships to lower 48 states only (no PO Boxes \/ APO \/ FPO)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eReturns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ 30-day hassle-free returns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Items must be unused and in original packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Full refund if item is not delivered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Guaranteed delivery within 6 7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePayment Methods\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Credit Cards, PayPal, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Amazon Pay, Meta Pay\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCustomer Support\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Questions? Contact us at \u003cstrong\u003eSupport@GiftAbay.com\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe respond within 24 hours on business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cool Pork Roll Humor Quote Merch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43125448540237,"sku":"AGABL2947664","price":35.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1826\/2349\/files\/61OD_uhDyEL._AC_SL1500.jpg?v=1781429272","url":"https:\/\/active.giftabay.com\/products\/cool-pork-roll-humor-quote-merch-pork-roll-apparel-cute-funny-rolls-design-stainless-steel-insulated-water-bottle","provider":"Active.GiftAbay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}